I've Got 999 Haunts T-Shirt

I've Got 999 Haunts But A Hitch Ain't One!

Some people fear ghosts. Foolish mortals...

You? You welcome them. You embrace them.

You practically live in the Haunted Mansion (if only the Ghost Host would let you stay permanently).

999 happy haunts? That’s cute.

But you don’t have time for hitchhiking ghosts messing up your doom buggy vibes.

This shirt proves that you’re not just a casual visitor. You’re part of the Mansion now.

And when it comes to haunts? You’ve got plenty—but a hitch ain’t one.

The shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all--including the dead.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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